Shit.

spookynadja:

I love punk Vince

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best-of-turnblr:

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

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kazikrotem:

Everyone knows there are only two human emotions: Freddie Mercury crying out “I don’t wanna die, sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” and Florence Welch declaring “I am done with my graceless heart, so tonight I’m gonna cut it out and then restart”.

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bloodyjinxii:

me: (makes another impulse purchase)

my bank account:

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weirdfaggot:

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cephalotodd:

cephalotodd:

“good intrusive thoughts” i know you all get your entire scientific education off random tumblr posts but please for the love of god read even just one psych paper. im begging

or even just take an english class. “intrusive” means you don’t want them. they’re unwelcome. they can NEVER be fun or quirky or funny because by definition they are unsettling, unwelcome, and INTRUSIVE. jesus fucking christ 

Maybe there should be an alternate term for thoughts that randomly show up in your mind but they’re actually good??

Idk what they’d be called, but. Who knows.

theyre called thoughts

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etrangere:

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

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recommend:

Instagram Has Fallen in Love With These Cats With Curly Coats

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chaoticbisexualalien:

closeted gays be like: I can’t get my wisdom teeth removed because what if they give me laughing gas and I accidentally come out

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

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caroldanversenthusiast:

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

She saw that poll and went bitch you thought!

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